hayle school

bunch of bloody emits and has no fucking passion the teachers are aperslute wank and think they hard and square up to the students, 1 day som1 will spark them out.

what do we think of shit hayle school, what do we think of hayle school shit

by c1frmthesouthwest June 23, 2022

finishing school

jerking a man off to completion

Dr. Sushi ask if after dinner I would go to finishing school.

by Conradillac May 30, 2023

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

School Project

A school project Is a project a teacher gives you from your school

Teacher: were gonna do a school project you have to write 3 or more things about yourself

Me: ok here it is
My name is Chris
The most important thing to me is family
Games interests me the most
I would rather fight a horse sized duck instead of 100 duck sized horses
I play games for fun
My favorite movie genre is comedy

by bladededada August 28, 2019

Middle school

Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.

Middle school sucks. I can’t maintain any of my friendships, so I’m lonely.

by 0ne ugly p0tat0 March 10, 2019

I’m in school

Yeah, me to

I’m in school and its boring as hell

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Public School

The places that a lot kids age 5-18 go to 5 days a week for 6-8 hours. They are basically prisons, trying to cram useless information in your brain. They lock you in classrooms, and don't let you go to the bathroom until class is over. And even in those 4 minutes in between classes, you still can't use the bathroom cause everyone else is.

Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?

Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.

So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.

Billy: I go to a private school.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.

by Pillowincase July 12, 2019