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Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.
by Wotanski January 20, 2024
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Sark is a retard.
by Jiming October 13, 2017
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Retard

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.
Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard
by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022
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retard

(noun)
a vulger word describing a human being at the same intelligence level as anyone apart of the "i love cosco" group chat.
nottonyg is in fact a retard
by prettymucharetard March 8, 2022
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Buterfull retard

A way for a friends to call them handsome or pretty but in a meaner way
My girl friend is a Buterfull retard
by TacoYt February 12, 2022
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Retard

"Uh, umm, uhh, er...former prime minister, uh, liked to take baths up...anyways." - Biden painfully attempting to recall the name of famous WW2 British leader Winston Churchill during a sit-down with the current British PM (hence why joe biden is a retard)
by B~man August 17, 2023
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