Your Mom

The hottest bitch alive

Your mom

by giantthings December 5, 2014

Ur mom

The wonderful woman that birthed you also a term used for stupid kids to try and insult you

Joker-Ur mom gey
Me-no

by Aj_Yeeyee May 8, 2019

Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.

Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.

by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018

your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

Jovanni's mom

Is just so awesome and amazing

Jovanni's mom is so beautiful. She is also on fleek.

by Teachnyc December 11, 2019

Ur mom

Is

Ur mom is gay

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014