If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

don't

a word that nobody can time correctly on the hit song "Don't" by Bryson Tiller that still gets played to this day.

Chorus: "Spit fire in a world so cold
H-Town got a nigga so throwed"

Derek: *prepares to say "don't" for the 57th attempt at nailing the line...

Derek: "Don't-- oh fuck"

Bryson: "Don't"

Derek: Do-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

by a pair of black air forces May 8, 2021

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Aboriginal Don't Crack

Famously said. A common phrase spoken throughout time.

Y'know, Aboriginal don't crack. It's what they say. Y'know. Famously.

by _purple_guy November 8, 2024

Don't rub it

Something

Don't rub it

by Don't rub it July 13, 2023