muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

Muffin

A different word for nerd.

"Look at these muffins"

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020

Muffin

There is no explanation for this one. It is what it is

Muffin has arrived

by Da muffin July 22, 2020

Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.

Russel is a muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.

"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"

by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020

Muffin

A danish baker

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.

by tiuqegar October 7, 2020

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020