Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max 9c

Number fifteen I don't like him cuz he iz a big stinky pou and a big nonce!!!!!!!!! GG eZ XD

Wow hes a Max 9c

by M3Ga Faggot February 17, 2020

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019

max

omg max is the best person ever and is really sexy and i mean it he is handsome funny and smart

max was here and monty

by hunter45 November 16, 2022

max

max is the type of guy you’d fall in love with. his blond ish brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. i’ve loved him for a year now. he disregards others feelings and drinks his own away.

ex: i loved him
him: lol L
max is an asshole.

by soapyfarts January 2, 2023

Butterball maxing

To rape an animal mostly turkeys but it can be other animals too

I walked in the farm to see that ivan was butterball maxing a turkey but then i realized that peta payed him to do it

by Darkening m’coon December 6, 2025