A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.
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Get the jack wessel mug.A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.
1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
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Good for Jack the Retard
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by Patty December 12, 2004
Get the Jack the retard mug.Clothes that look like a bit Primark menswear rejects but are in fact 37 times the price, worn exclusively by the worst element of real and wannabe yahs (with bizarre and incestuous ideas of what constitutes style). Ironically, many items are similar to the uniform worn by said yahs' number one hate - 'chavs'.
francesca!!!!! sebastian looked sooooooo divine at brekkie today in his jack wills hoodie!!! scrummy!!!! yah!! catch you in rock sweetie!! ciao i'm off to brush my pony babe then off to large it at boujis!!!!
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