Snow Lark

When NOAA National Weather Service predicts a 90% plus snow forecast, public schools close, the public panics, and no flakes fall

I'm at home today, with my son because the H.C.P.S. went for the snow lark again.

by NelsonVA February 9, 2010

Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

Snow Booty

That Snow Bunny(Caucasian) cake.

Lil mama got that snow booty

by Lingø May 25, 2018

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.

"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("

by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021

Ice Or Snow

The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.

Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!

by sickeroni inventor February 19, 2023

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017