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Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back
Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?
by TSK7 August 7, 2023
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French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up
I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.
by Jekevd April 21, 2025
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french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".
Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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french

Word used to describe something that you really appreciate, something that is really cool, especially in tattoo art world, synonym to swag
Men, you really nailed it, that’s french
by kazosia January 30, 2025
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French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight
Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person
by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025
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French

Coming from the Roblox game Entrenched, it is a derogatory term for someone who is on the French team in that game.
Oh my God, that French guy just killed me.

See also: Frenchy in the Trenchy
by Buttquack September 3, 2022
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