A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old men especially dudes who go by John.
girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is looking scrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john
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Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.
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when i began playing crk i began to think i was a cookie fucker since pure vanilla was so fucking hot
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