French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

french fry

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

French toast 🤙

"French toast 🤙 " is said to show excitement, it is considered a replacement for the phrase "fuck yea"

Friend 1: did you hear about the baseball game last night? *favourite team* won!
Friend 2: French toast 🤙, I love *favourite team*

by These r ab my friends btw :) July 31, 2022

French

Sometimes genuinely great, but often overrated because of French diplomacy, French culture, and so on.

Example 1
– Sup bruh, do you know Joris Delacroix ?
– Yeah, Joris Delacroix… French artist :P

Example 2
French government : The Daft Punk carried the #FrenchTech to the top !
Daft Punk : "You're saying this because we're robots, right ?"

by jetzt August 14, 2018

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011