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Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.
I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.
by milehighb December 31, 2014
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.
I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.
by Rokett March 27, 2023
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
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gross food

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dont eat gross food ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by Just do it man April 14, 2021
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Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
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