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lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.
Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.
by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023
mugGet the lactose monstermug.

Monster

Lexi wants Zac’s monster
by Igotamonster June 9, 2018
mugGet the Monstermug.

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster
by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025
mugGet the Lagoon Monstermug.

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
mugGet the One eyed monstermug.

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021
mugGet the mud monstermug.

'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.
I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster
by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020
mugGet the 'Fuck you' monstermug.

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name
The crotch monster is prepared to take you
by your old gradmother December 9, 2019
mugGet the crotch monstermug.

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