lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

Monster

A big ass dick 8 or bigger

Lexi wants Zac’s monster

by Igotamonster June 9, 2018

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021

'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019