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mini ranga jesus

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019
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Creapin Jesus

When having a face to face with someone and you notice only one eye is looking at you, the other seems to wander off. Maybe it notices something else going on...that's a Creapin Jesus!
Me: "Dude, I can't tell if he's looking at me or not."

Shawn: "Yea, that's a Creapin Jesus."
by otterngoat February 20, 2010
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jesus orb

orange, gelatinous spheres of religious goodness.
like mandarin oranges, from Camp Oakhurst
the people who made them didn't no what they were, so Spencer had to name them
What is this?

It's a jesus orb.... eat up!
by SpencerW December 15, 2006
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Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
by George Hoefer March 28, 2005
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Jesus Christ Porn

Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob
by A Fucking Mistake February 23, 2019
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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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Jesus Juice (JJ)

JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
by Arnold.Palmer July 26, 2009
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