Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!
by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021
Get the Chrismug. 
by Rashaina August 17, 2025
Get the Chris hurttmug. by That Guy Who Is Good At Games February 1, 2021
Get the chrismug. a good friend verry sarry person and is loyal and trustworth you can trust them with anything and they will always have youre back they never back down not verry smart tho they are considerd popular they fit in verry well with a group of stoners.
by chris smexy, trueted, hottie. May 12, 2022
Get the chrismug. Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
Get the Chrismug. When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Chrismug.