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polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015
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rusty ball bearing

A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.
That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing
by Nefurious December 9, 2016
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Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.
"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."
by Phewfew May 1, 2009
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Shaky Bear Syndrome

When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.
"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.
by RoooooaaaaaarrrUH13 June 28, 2009
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2026 polar bear

Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?
by Ashen3 September 21, 2023
mugGet the 2026 polar bearmug.

making polar bears

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020
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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019
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