tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.

Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.

by Kirky Deez April 05, 2011

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 31, 2023

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight July 22, 2008

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 15, 2023

Tree pig

A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.

Did you see the tree pig eat that horse.

by Tri pod 24 May 05, 2021

Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.

Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.

by Jp Bby October 16, 2010

Tree Bitch

The bitch of the trees; Noah

“I’m the tree bitch I speak for the trees”

by Why are we hear just to suffer October 23, 2019