Hella Sexy

Girl, throw that bathroom scale away!!! You just can't measure it... You're HELLA SEXY..

Authentically Confident in the skin she's in, Hella Sexy

by Bald is Badass November 16, 2023

Lexi sexy ass

Lexi is one of the best girls you’ll meet.

Lexi sexy ass I love her

by chilllilbro November 20, 2023

Too Sexy

Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...

Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

tumblr sexy man

the onceler

ugh the onceler is such a Tumblr sexy man

by willgrahamlover123 November 27, 2023

Big Sexy Rat

A fat boy who raves about his dorm food and saying he's the shit when he's really the dick. He also thinks he's the goat at Fantasy ball, yet no one cares or asks.

Look at that big sexy rat he's being so lazy fat boy

by Swagboy2468 January 28, 2024

born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element

I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.

by Madam Pond February 6, 2024

Tumblr Sexyman

broker

"broker is such a tumblr sexyman"

by inuusak February 22, 2024