St Gabriel's Secondary School

The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.

"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"

"Nothing bad ever happens here!"

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by Thaatguy December 8, 2022

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

Couva East Secondary

Couva East is a school that mostly dont live up to its potential. We can accomplish sooooo much more.
The GOOD girls (emphasize on the good) of Couva East are underrated. But the thing is all dem boys and dem does want action (if yk what i mean) instead of wife material. But nah Couva East boys is shit. Facial structure is like literal sewage. All them watching is convent gyal. So while the girls studying, and thinking about their future and like...you know have morals, the boys "being boys"
Some other things to note:
•We are shit at football, less shitty at cricket
•Couva East is UNITY
•Sports day does be lit

"By the time i see that green skirt, i know is Couva East Secondary gyal"

by ~♡~ January 29, 2023

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 2, 2023

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023

Emily Carr Secondary School

Emily Carr is full of retards ranging rom Obese teachers, weird anime kids, fags, pakis, italians to normal people. If you want to enter a shit show you'll wanna go to Emily Carr

Persin 1: Yo I'm going to Emily Carr Secondary School, you coming?
Person 2: Yeah, if you are I will
Person 3: is you people fr? Fuck that shit nigga I'll get home schooled

by MikeTython108 April 13, 2023

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023