Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes

There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.

by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

Socks

Everyone loves them cuz everyone hates toes and feet

Wow i really need to get some socks i hate my crusty toes

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

Pp sock

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock

by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 2, 2021

Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.

"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"

by ITGRF May 13, 2013