sloppy dallas

when your girl gives you a blowjob while packing a fat one

“come on babe gimme a sloppy dallas “
“alright babe”

by m&m king October 15, 2020

Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

Performing oral sex whilst using dip tobacco

“Listen, the other day I went over to Alex’s for our year anniversary, I felt like it was time to give him a Sloppy Dallas like he’s always wanted.”

by Soupnasty October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a mouth full of dip.

Dooo: Hey Soup wanna give me a Sloppy Dallas
Soup: fuck. no.

by YABOIJ.D. October 15, 2020

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Spaniard

When you and your girl are having the most gruesome sex every while riding a bull

Hey John did you see me and my girl doing a sloppy spaniard in the back wan last night.

by Wesmoose October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you suck someone off with a mouthful of dip

Matt gave Nelson a Sloppy Dallas

by JDBT October 15, 2020