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a guy who is rich for displaying his "talent" or lackthereof. appearently liked by individuals too stupid to realize what real talent is.
ja rule is a dumb fuck with no talent.
Ja Rule by phjls83 August 24, 2003

2nd Wife Rule

A mathematical equation to determine the age of a man's second wife: you take the man's physical age divided by two plus 7 years and that will be his second wife's age. The rule is also true to women who are first-time widows or divorcees but in reverse: Take her age, subtract seven years and multiply by two and that's the age, plus or minus a few years, of her second husband. If she's 44, she should start hanging out at nursing homes and VFW lodges because her next husband will be in his 70s. (You have to allow greater margin of error the older a woman's second husband's likely to be.) The problem is there are more women who are divorced in their 40s and 50s than there are single men in their 60s and 70s. Hence, further validation of the line in "Sleepless in Seattle" that "it's easier for a woman to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40."
Jessie: I just found out no account my ex-husband's dating a woman who's 29.
Kevin: How old is he?
Jessie: 44
Kevin: Well, according to the so-called 2nd Wife Rule, which takes half his age, which is 22, plus seven years, which is 29, she's the exact age he should be dating.
Jessie: That lousy bastard! Well, two can play that game. I'm going to find me a 29 year old stud.
Kevin: Sorry, sweetie but that cougar don't hunt. Your search demographic is in their 70s.
Jessie: Then they better be rich!
Kevin: Probably not. If they were, they'd be tapping the 29 year old, too. Via Viagara!
2nd Wife Rule by iowabuckeyes April 12, 2011
means the same thing as owned except this is a better word
Me: dude that motherfucker is sniping me.
Johnman: don't worry I just assassinated his ass.
Me: RULED.
ruled by The Daveman May 17, 2005
tool used for measurment
i used and ruler in class today
ruler by kim August 22, 2003

runescape 

DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!!!
It's very addictive, and it really sucks.
Player1: Let's trade!
Player2: OK!
Player1 refused trade.
Player1: Haha!
runescape by DanielTV June 26, 2006
A worthless ass rap artist who started the rap and b craze that we are now stuck in. Instead of rap we get every nigga in the world tryin to sing booty music just because this faggot did it first. Thank you so fucking much you little faggot. I hope you die horribly or do something even more stupid with your life so we can coin your lame ass name as something more. Sellout little bitch...
Any black man on MTV.
ja rule by thereason21 January 7, 2005