Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

poop snout

A medical condition characterized by decreased airflow through the nasal cavity due to being packed full of shit. Common causes include: tossing salad, ramming one's nose up the boss' ass and having one's head up one's ass.

Hey Joe, It looks like you got poop snout since you ate Carl's ass.

by Gary Coleman September 11, 2003

poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

pinky poop

A word to say to annoy your sibling. This will definitley make you laugh, don't know why though.

"Hey Jessa, pinky poop"
"Pinky poop your mouth bitch now shut up"

by J Slasher April 5, 2017

Poop and Rally

Similar to "puke and rally". The energized feeling one gets post-defecating. Typically results in a better mood and increased stamina to accomplish the events that follow.

Did Joe just pull an irish goodbye?
No, I think he went to poop and rally. He said he was really struggling to move around.

by GumbiegoinHAM December 5, 2011

Poison Poop

A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.

- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!

by stoolhardener September 12, 2010