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Power Carve

Verb
a type of manual locomotion whereby a person can propel a kick scooter (or similar device), without using their feet (or anything else) to swipe the pavement, all by manipulating his/her weight and cutting the handlebars back and forth (first demonstrated by “The T-Guy” on YouTube)
Dave crushed the longest glide competition on his Razor scooter when he ripped out a power carve at the end, pushing out an ever increasing distance until the judges, out of frustration, asked him to “stop”.
by goose_on_a_roof November 21, 2023
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Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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pansy power

1. The expression of force from those believed by others, or themselves, to be weak.

2. The force exerted is itself weak.

3. The battlecry of the empowered weaklings.
"I thought I could not lift it but I exploded with pansy power".

"His 25 lb deadlift was total pansy power".

"PANSY POWER"!
by SpartaCat July 22, 2011
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power up

To proceed to howl insanely like a beserked wolf in the face of passers by as you drive back from Tenkai. It is the ONLY way to achieve enlightenment amongst world pwnters. Note, there is a "sub-level" incantation of this act, which is only utilised by quenks, jippos, human trash etc (a.k.a Ray). It is termed "Bower arp" and simply goes to infuriate OCP Directors.
Power Up!! arrroooo oooo awoooo oooo woooo
by Bob Morten July 23, 2008
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Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
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Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
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shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.
Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
by CupricCow March 7, 2012
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