piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

Throwing Controller Pissed

When someone plays video games and gets so pissed off that they throw their controller in a fit of rage. Sometimes one will have a designated controller just for throwing.

I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night and I got Throwing Controller Pissed.

by Lord Maher August 18, 2010

piss of an angry camel

The taste of Absolut's 'Peppar' Vodka.

To be compared unfavourably with Kremlinoskaya pepper Vodka

Usually pronounced with a false French Accent.

"Merde, 'zis tastes like ze piss of an angry camel!"

by MikkyB November 8, 2008

First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.

Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky

by partyboy123 March 26, 2008

pissed man tax

This is where your serving behind the bar and you get that one idiot that comes up to the bar pissed out of his face using his credit card to buy drinks because hes spent all his cash. you simply add some drinks to his tab and claim them as your own. Pissed man tax is born!

Man i got these drinks from "pissed man tax"

by Comm0n Nuisance February 20, 2009

Pissed-Off-Ex

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.

Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008