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When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024
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Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
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darawiish tree

the darawiish tree tracks the clan structure of dhulbahante
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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Banana Tree

Wanna join me, Benjamin, and Nathaniel in the banana tree? We'd really like you to cum with us.
by BT404 August 9, 2020
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Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.
I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.
by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024
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