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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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Muffin

Muffin Skinner is a muffin
by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020
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Tuff Muffin

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin
hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

hell nah i’d rather delete the game
by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021
mugGet the Tuff Muffinmug.

Muffin

This server is run by a muffin.
by Scout tf2 November 23, 2020
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hump muffin

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.
by humpmuffin February 20, 2025
mugGet the hump muffinmug.

Long Muffin

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.
by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018
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Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.
"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"
by Selaphiel December 23, 2018
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