angry monkey

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!

"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"

by JT-Eng October 26, 2007

Argie-Monkey

This offensive word is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)

A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...

by Hand of God December 28, 2005

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

by teh0gre February 28, 2006

Monkey Wrench

Where a girl girl pulls your junk between your legs a blows you from behind.

Man she gave me a monkey wrench lastnite!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

taco monkey

Illegal Mexican alien, squatter, or wetback

Local residents bagged a taco monkey after several cars were burglarized in the area.

by Tsawwassenite Jay October 8, 2005

Brass Monkey

Brass monkey is the perfect hangover drink. It is proven to cure any kinds of morning afters. Basically it consists of 0.25 part of Orange juice added to 0.75 part of beer. Any kind you like, seriously at this point, who cares? Beer and OJ can also be consummed in a good ammount. Be careful, in a case of tequila hangover, wich might not be that bad, brass monkeys will feel very normal and WILL get you drunk in the morning. Just take that in consideration.

Example No1
-Bro!
-Bro..
-Brass monkey?
-BRO!!
-Bro

Example No2 (most common one)
-Still got beers?
-yep a couples.
-Got orange juice?
-Positive
-Should we mix them together?
-YEAH!! Let's call that a Brass Monkey!!
-It's on.

by Nothingtodo01 February 23, 2012