max

the most gay version of rowan.

rowan is max

by them thighs June 24, 2021

Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

by Mambah November 22, 2021

looks-max

Mewing to be Goated. Have expert gyatt skills.

He looks-maxs to w-rizz livvy dunne

by Looks-Maxer February 21, 2024

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Max

Max is the type of guy to look like he is on 20 tons of crack cocaine half the time and the kinda guy who's going to see the Eiffel tower and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

He's such a Max he is.

by First place mfa January 9, 2022

Yap-maxing

someone that can't stop yapping

JOOO this guys is such a yap-maxer

Sara is always yap-maxing

by Kyrahisahottie March 23, 2025