Westlake Middle School. A place where no matter what, you’re either a kid who’s completely on the bottom, with messy hair and the same worn outfit, or you’re at the top. You have expensive clothes and as a girl, your hair is straight, brunette or blonde, and you have a hundred or a couple of hundred of likes on instagram.
“Westlake Middle School, a school that exemplifies, that unless you have a good looking face, you’re fucking screwed.”
by billiesmybitch August 19, 2019
Get the Westlake Middle Schoolmug. by PEACHCREEP January 17, 2023
Get the Lennox middle schoolmug. A school in the middle of nowhere that is so fucking old. With sexist teachers, perverts, illegal immigrants, and abusive teachers. Kids are either eating cocaine donuts, smoking weed in the bathroom or on top of the school. Built in fucking 1789, there are dead bodies below the school. The dead bodies that are under the school are kids who were first raped then killed by the teachers because they told child services that's they were getting sexually assaulted.
by Ahbwiwnan May 10, 2016
Get the Farquahr middle schoolmug. All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.
Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.
by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025
Get the Holland Middle Schoolmug. Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022
Get the Omni middle schoolmug. A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3
get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.
This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.
This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies
Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies
Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
Get the Middle schoolmug. 