beat like a dog

who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.

I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.

by knowman March 15, 2008

Who Dis Be Like?

a common salutation, used when answering one's telephone or other communicatory device. popularized by "Baby", a.k.a. Birdman or Beatrice, in the 2000 film "Baller Blockin'."

(cell phone rings)
Birdman: Who dis be like?
Ho': Dat nigga, he be round the way.
Birdman:(to his accompanying entourage) C'mon! Whoadie, we can get dis clown!

by vonfranz April 13, 2008

man like jme

When a person is like

"man like jme gonna knock ur teefs in"

by Jonathan Mason Edison (jme) January 11, 2017

like an asian on rice

Asians really like rice. Hence, why they are always on it. Synonym for "white on rice"

I'll be on you like an asian on rice.

by Young Joo Whang October 27, 2006

I Like To Party

The perfect phrase used when people are pissed. Can answer almost any question.

Person1: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Person2: I Like To Party.

LoL

by MarAraEver July 30, 2010

crying like a bitch

When one of your friends is whining so much that you stop at the store to buy him a tampon.

Man, Sal was crying like a bitch. That fool needs to man up and grow a pair.

by ElCapaz October 30, 2017

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004