The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011
Get the Post Wait mug.The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
Get the Post Infidel mug.A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.
Last reply in topic: 4/22/09
Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011
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2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
by purfy July 9, 2017
Get the post-tassy mug.A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"
by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017
Get the Post pirate mug.A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
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Intermediately pejorative/facetious term for 'politically correct', analogous to 'post-factual' and applicable by both politically contrary people as a general statement of refusal or as a subtle criticsm of political correctness for rational arguments.
Intermediately pejorative/facetious term for 'politically correct', analogous to 'post-factual' and applicable by both politically contrary people as a general statement of refusal or as a subtle criticsm of political correctness for rational arguments.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin is such a retard!
Guy 2: 'Ouch, 'retard' isn't PC...
Guy 1: You mean post-cerebral?
Guy 2: 'Ouch, 'retard' isn't PC...
Guy 1: You mean post-cerebral?
by Fniux August 1, 2017
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