I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 7, 2008

I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

by Live me dude April 13, 2017

I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

am i bovvered?

From 'The Catherine Tate Show'
Basically means: "I don't care!"

Josh: You're not invited to the party!
Nat: Am I bovvered?

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

see if i care

an expression used (normally when you are angry at someone)to show that you have no intention of reacting to their annoying or terrorizing behavior
see also like i care, so?, whatever, i don't care and what's your point?

suzie: ha ha i threw your books on the floor and im not picking them up
boberta: see if i care

by TINAAAA!!! YAHHHH February 6, 2006

I hate to say it, but

I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.

I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 13, 2011