by Tee_campbell August 14, 2023
Get the Have a copymug. girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021
Get the boys who have brown hairmug. A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the Must have been a computer-glitchmug. An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.
“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”
“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”
Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”
Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025
Get the I wouldn’t have missedmug. carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them
by milfs101 November 16, 2021
Get the have you seen cartermug. by Saulman500 March 22, 2024
Get the I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill themmug. Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.
by Llewelyn October 23, 2019
Get the Have a Permanmug.