with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.

I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.

by Ball Lord October 6, 2016

Good-Time Hand

A gesture that has become common practice at hardcore gigs. The Good-Time Hand is executed in a casual, yet enthusiastic manner, accompanying a fast tempo riff while the one performing the gesture either watches from the side of the pit or takes a minute to recover between bursts of hardcore dancing. The index finger and thumb are extended and with the remaining fingers closed the hand is moved back and forth from the wrist in time to the beat, with the elbow usually remaining bent.

It is usually assumed that there was direct correlation between the amount of good-time handing and the amount that the person is enjoying themselves. However, it is more often the case that it is performed in order to show to other members of the audience that the performer is having a better time than anyone else in attendance.

"Look at that guy's good-time hand go! He must be having a really good time!"

"Did you go to that Your Demise gig last night?"

"Yeah, there were good-time hands everywhere!"

by goodtime boy November 7, 2012

Blue Hand Mafia

A small organized crime syndicate based out of Witchita Kansas deals in moonshine, cock fights, loan sharking, and petty crimes. Apparel usually consists of a blue glove on the left hand while wearing pinstriped black suits with a black fedora and a blue sash.

"Today I went to see a cock fight with a friend hosted by the Blue Hand mafia"

by BHMD March 25, 2012

Hand-me-down

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.

Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down

by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022

Hand-brake skid

To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark

No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid

by Tinzopopo December 4, 2020

Alien Hand Syndrome

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.

by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009