Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.

You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.

by skoas March 9, 2024

hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.

When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’

by Longstrides March 27, 2020

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021