five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"

by Meadowside1 January 20, 2017

fivesosfam

A group of people who are obsessed with four Aussie idiots who make some pretty bomb music

Hey are you apart of the fivesosfam? I automatically love you.

by michaelcliffoconda January 26, 2017

five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

Fired in the Hole

I was late for work because my butt wouldn't stop. They wanted me to be honest as to why I was late AGAIN. I told them my butt was in command, diarrhea, cha, cha cha. So they fired me from the rat hole for having to obey my half an hour of fire in my hole.

I was "fired in the hole." My butt was in control this morning cause I had Mexican food last night. I was fired from my job for being late. I was fired from that rat hole for having fire in my hole.

by Ms. Spot On May 31, 2017