St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005

burning ring of fire

The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.

Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.

by Spazvicious May 26, 2019

alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.

Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."

by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013

Fire hornrt angel

Your crush or girl/boyfrirnd

Today I saw my fire hornrt angel at the mall at short Hills

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 20, 2019