Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan

They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions

Ethan is such a weirdo

by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018

Ethan

Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)

"Carmen, did you see Ethan?"
"yeah, in my bedroom."

by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

ethan

he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.

ethan is creamy. ethan is god

by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.

Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky

by weird1234 October 24, 2019