Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.

“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”

“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”

“Trust me, I will make it.”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

December 32 2020

The beginning of Hell

Jerome: Hey Kathy you ready for December 32 2020.
Kathy: no it doesn’t exist
Jerome: Yes it does you dumb bitch now go tell your friends.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord November 1, 2020

December 22, 2012

The day people will choose the next doomsday.

December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again

by LegitDefinitions September 27, 2010

destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.

"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"

by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017

Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

december 27

if you are born on this day you are one of the worst and most disgusting people

december 27 is nasty

by claptin cluck October 22, 2019

The Purge Of December 17th

During jschlatts first stream coming back to twitch, he did something that any normal human being could be thankful for. He had a nasa scientist build a bot that would ban everyone in his chat that had anything related to the Dream Smp in their username. Tens of thousands of dsmp fans were banned from his chat,, cleansing it and making it pure.Before the command was executed, jschlatt had one last thing to say. "This is what it's all about"

Schlatts chat has been so much better since the purge of December 17th

by A messenger December 17, 2021