Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.
Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"
by thekingofbones June 16, 2017
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Boned

You turn into a skeleton
“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)
by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023
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minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).
by mike March 15, 2005
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bone truck

A car that is extremely old, broken, or scary. Also a car that holds multiple illegal mexican workers.
Did you see that dudes bone truck? he definatly had some dead bodies in the trunk.
That man's bone truck must of been from 1888 or something
I saw a bone truck in front of home depot today, it had at least 50 pueblos in there.
by Yofurg131 July 11, 2008
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Minge Bone

Reference to the female pelvis Bone located above the vagina i.e. Minge
Sleep with my brother again and ill kick you in the Minge Bone
by Dremscape December 12, 2008
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Boned dry

To have ejaculated to a point where only air come out
Chichi I'm throwing in the towel ,I am boned dry
by Lowlyingfruit October 19, 2020
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bit bone

Your bit bone is sticking out of your pants
by Gotchagirl.emorybet February 05, 2018
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