assholocaust

Mass extermination of every asshole you have ever dated. The final solution to those men who lied, cheated and never returned your call. The persecution of narcissistic men.

With Michelle Branch singing "Goodbye to You" in the background, Scarlett and Maggie gathered their Ken dolls...each one representing a man they had dated or experienced an unpleasant situation with...they placed them in a mass grave, doused them with gasoline and burned them during their monthly Assholocaust. "Well that's that." said Maggie. "Yep. Sure is." said Scarlett. "Goodbye Ted, Ed, Rusty, Alan, Pierre...until next month."

by GiddyUpGirlFL March 4, 2009

Assholish

A descriptive word used when a person performs an action or displays an attitude that ultimately labels them as being an asshole.

Why did Mary throw my iPod across the room? I don't know, but it was definitely an assholish thing to do.

by MilesDaHotness July 21, 2011

asshold

(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you

"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"

by SlowBlows September 5, 2013

elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.

"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

Asshoe

Another word for jerk; based off of asshole

Kirk was being an asshoe when he stole the cookie from the cookie jar

by Carlos Delphino June 30, 2012

Askhole

An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.

some examples of an askhole in action

yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?

yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?

yo mate, want to go town?

"no".......

*1 hour later*

yo mate, want to go town?

"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"

yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?

by Zoo Keeper January 1, 2009

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.

I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.

by prettyboyswaqq814 July 25, 2012