The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost 

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

Assholeianisim 

1. to be such an asshole its amazing

2. a way of life

their lives are assholeianisim personified

Assholeianisim by DpcxAlphaMale August 20, 2009

You have two assholes 

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

You have two assholes by The Crazy June 25, 2009

assholia 

The condition when someone has become a true asshole.

That guy has a case of assholia

assholia by Jack Fuller July 19, 2006

assholocaust 

Mass extermination of every asshole you have ever dated. The final solution to those men who lied, cheated and never returned your call. The persecution of narcissistic men.

With Michelle Branch singing "Goodbye to You" in the background, Scarlett and Maggie gathered their Ken dolls...each one representing a man they had dated or experienced an unpleasant situation with...they placed them in a mass grave, doused them with gasoline and burned them during their monthly Assholocaust. "Well that's that." said Maggie. "Yep. Sure is." said Scarlett. "Goodbye Ted, Ed, Rusty, Alan, Pierre...until next month."

assholocaust by GiddyUpGirlFL March 4, 2009

Assholish 

A descriptive word used when a person performs an action or displays an attitude that ultimately labels them as being an asshole.

Why did Mary throw my iPod across the room? I don't know, but it was definitely an assholish thing to do.

Assholish by MilesDaHotness July 21, 2011

asshold 

(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you

"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"

asshold by SlowBlows September 5, 2013