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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying
Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole
by alekbie2 May 21, 2021
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Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge
by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012
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Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.
“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”
by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023
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Asshole

A person who doesn't show feelings or respect for other people. Someone easier to hate than to like. But can also just be used for someone ignorant and careless
You don't even care you cost me $$$ for the damage you did to my Xbox asshole
by Cinnamon jake September 8, 2016
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