American English

An abomination of mis-spelt and mispronounced words backed up by half witted ill informed historical inaccuracies, go and ruin Spanish instead you big foreheaded country leaving twats

Aah wash mahself with a raag own a stiack

American English by Fon March 3, 2007

Afro American 

a term used for the black race with larger, more rounded hair

Afroman
a member of the Afro American race

Afro American by Roo#1 January 19, 2009

the all american rejects 

a great band formed by lead singer/frontman tyson ritter and nick wheeler in stillwater, oklahoma later adding chris gaylor and mike kennerty good music. hott and the only reason people like them is cuz of there one hit wonder "dirty little secret" theres better songs in that album hence, stab my back, and dance inside. check out eyelash wishes, and kiss yourself goodbye as well.

omg! did you the all american rejects?
yaa they were awsome!
i hope to get a concert ticket

the all american rejects by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 16, 2008

american 

To the dickheads who wrote def. 6 and 7: Get hit by a train, you bigoted, stereotypical assholes. Not every one of our 300 million citizens are like that, and you've probably never been to here, so fuck off, you stupid faggots. That being said, an american is generally referred to someone being from the US. We have qualities that are BOTH good and bad, just like people from EVERY nation in the world. Remember that, dickheads who keep making generalizations about our country.

Americans have both good and bad qualities, and not every one of us fits the stereotype non-americans have of us.

american by Anon5600 July 31, 2007

american football 

a sport that is played in 50 nations spread in six continents according to the IFAF. The IFAF or International Federation of American Football governs the sport. This sport is soon to be the savior of the olympics in the near future, this is one sport that is growing rapidly worldwide, it might be within the 20 yr range. most likely the sport if gridiron football could debut in 2024 as a summer olympic sport. I say it desreves to be an olympic game because it is a minority sport and it has true competition. There's a lot of effort, physically, and mentally!!

its not footy. american football is played in other countries like the Czech Rep, UK, Japan, Uruguay(Uruguay Football League),Canada, Netherlands, Finland.etc!

american football by patriotfan1237 August 26, 2008

America's History 

Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.

Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!

In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.

America's History by PrinceDNA February 6, 2010

Stereotypical American  

Usually quite ditzy. uses the word "ghetto" often to describe something trashy. Usually is ignorant judges easily. Seems to think China and asia are seperate countries (China is a country, Asia is a continent) thinks Africa is one country(It's a continent consisting of many different countries with different cultures and languages) also thinks white people do not live in south africa. Beleive their country is the best in the world. Many can be closed minded thinking all of Africa is full of starving children with bloated stomachs. Thinks China and Japan are the same. Although their language,culture and facial features are totally different. Think all languages sound the same except european languages. Think countries like Japan are third world(even though it is the leading car maker,electronics maker and is one of the fashion capitals of the world) Stereotypical americans are often Fat and lazy. Stereotypical Americans goto another country and complain about how bad the food is. Stereotypical Americans are seen as "country" or "arrogant prissy rich white folks" Stereotypical americans are seen to not give a damn about what goes on in the world(unless their reputaion is at risk)Thinks Panda Express is REAL chinese food...when really it isn't. Stereotypical Americans are seen to be loud,Obnoxious,sex freaks,obese,arrogant,racist and rude.

Example 1
Stereotypical american

"Look at that Mexican! Hey wetback!! Why don't you serve me up a Taco and then mow my lawn for $5.00!!!"
"dude your such a stereotypical american.."

Example 2

Dude1:Dude, I can't imagine there being a beach in Africa...

Dude2:Man..all you have to do is imagine a beach with bloated black kids with flies all over their faces and tiki huts!

Dude1:Ohh haha dude...you sound like a stereotypical american!

Example 3

Fat Man:oh my god...it's so hot in this house....and it's TINY!

Bob:Hey joe what's the problem?

Fat Man:Bob..you need better air conditioning..its hot in here..and its limited in space...renovate your house to make it bigger!

Bob: *thinking* WHAT THE FUCK!? maybe if you lost some weight...it would solve the limited space and temperature...such a stereotypical american...

Example 4
White man:Oh my god! A black Person is approaching me!!

Black Man:Excuse me sir..

White Man:SHIT!! HELP ME!! He's ROBBING me!!

Black Man: wait man! I was just asking where the bathroom was!!

White Man:OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN!!

Black man:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!

Police is sent and sends out One HELICOPTER 5 police cars and 2 dogs. The Man is then Tasered and hit a couple times by batons while dogs attack him. He his arrest for attempted robbery.
the poor man who was attacked is ok. This descibes a stereotypical american moment when a black man is stereotyped as Bad and always wanting to rob white people. As this also descirbes a stereotype on how white people will always freak out when a black guy approaches them. Thus explaining a stereotypical American

Stereotypical American by Kino_Bear July 5, 2008