squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020

CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018

Apple

Idk but it taste like 💩

An apple taste like 💩

by Idkbutilikechickennuggies July 10, 2022

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022