MAX

Max is a funny kind person that you should keep forever.he has a big heart for everyone.This guy loves Alliyah and will always have her heart.on her 13th birthday he will ask her out.

Guy:yo why you so happy
Max:I met this girl called Aaliyah

Guy:lucky you
Max: I know

by Liverpool_funny March 5, 2020

pulling a max

Always eating in the middle of class, especially chips or any loud food.

"Whats that noise from the back of the class" "dang it, is he pulling a max again."

by bagled April 13, 2021

Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019

Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3

Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3

by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022

Max Doefoe

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe

You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

Max Doefoe <3

by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 21, 2025

pure maxxing

Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.

Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"

"💀"

by Pseudonimous epium El BOB March 7, 2024