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David

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg
by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023
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Davide

Tall, caring, smart and hilarious Italian every girl would swoon over. The type to want to talk to people on a deep level and enjoys alone time with you. Never a boring day talking to him, and is very good with words. Very loving and loyal, and is protective of the people he loves. Has really soft hair and always brings a smile on your face.
Girl 1: Davide is a sweetheart
Girl 2: He's my type!!
by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020
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David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god
by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022
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BloodLust David(Lore)

A man who is committed to touching any and everybody possible when in his final form. He believes in getting satisfaction even when he doesn't want to. His main target is Sebastian. He hasn't slept for centuries, and his worst enemy is Faraz. "Faraz" (Demon form) has always tried to one up BloodLust David by continuing to touch more people than him. They have touched more people than there are stars. God himself has almost seen his demise from these two. When they aren't enemy's the universe will collapse, and everyone will be doomed ass they will form into one fully untied entity, and becoming the " Thoragorus". The "Thoragorus" can touch any being with its mind and holds the upmost power beyond our comprehension. If this were to happen, the world as we know, will forever be no more......
BloodLust David(Lore)- bloodlust David is someone who touches

BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......

You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
by BigTallyWacker December 12, 2023
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ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster
by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019
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David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you
You see what you did. You disappointed david marin
by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022
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