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Douche-Nugget

A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.

Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.

It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?

That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
by Nadisaurusrex October 8, 2013
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Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin
That Douche bag is stupid
by type It January 3, 2016
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stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
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douche bag

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
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Douche bag

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010
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Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).
Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching
by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
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douche kazzo

an idiot that talks to much smack...one who is a jackass
Tattoo GTO is a douche kazzo.
Man that guy at the bar talkin all that crap is a douche kazzo!
by Mike la Vaughn March 28, 2011
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