Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

sleepy pookie bear

When a boy falls asleep on FaceTime to a girl that is in a relationship with someone else

I think he might’ve been a sleepy pookie bear last night

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Vanilla Chocolate Bear

A term of affection used to describe somebody that is very affectionate. Usually loved by everyone, nobody can get enough hugs and affection from Vanilla Chocolate Bear. Usually Compatible with a Hucklebear...

I love Vanilla Chocolate Bear, he's the best, i can't live without him!! *usually followed by a hug*

by sheawoulf April 13, 2010

Kitty Cat Bear

A very rare marsupial.

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!

by FL fact finder January 14, 2021

Shaky Bear Syndrome

When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.

"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.

by RoooooaaaaaarrrUH13 June 28, 2009

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019