A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
Get the David Beharmug. 1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
by dsl345897 November 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
Get the David Bernsteinmug. Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Davide is always late for school.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
Get the Davidemug. A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.
by Flyee03 November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by user_310 February 20, 2024
Get the Davidmug.