You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

You have been removed from the party

When your with a lobby full of people and you start being an annoying peice of shit If I were listening to you I would remove you

“You have been removed from the party”

by Sebas_shootingSCHOOLS June 23, 2020

im not inviting you to my birthday party

a resemblance of a person not wanting you to his/her birthday party. being mean or disrespectful to a person may cause this to happen.

person 1: you suck!
person 2: im not inviting you to my birthday party

by webinterprise November 5, 2020

pleasure in the front and party in the back

Said in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back

by Ghost me November 10, 2020

You want to go to the park?

Watch someone via video while the masturbating in the car at the park.

Hey Tracey, you want to go to the park?

by Paul Windlock March 11, 2021

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021